Verbal Intercourse

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His signature is now on my blog. *BAM* MOTHAH FUCKAHS!

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John Stewart on choices.

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SNL’s 100th Digital Short

This is phenomenal.

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YESSSSS!!!

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Haaaa—larious

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 My mother’s love could save the world, set the sea on fire and heal the wounds of every man, woman, and child

 How do I even begin to describe this phenomenal woman whom I adore and admire 

My mother’s love could end wars and bring peace to every nation. She loves me beyond words and past obligation 

Through her kind smile, her beauty beams and her genuine nature leaving all enthralled.  Her love inspires the birds to soar, the fish to swim, and the rain to fall.

 Her love could walk on water and dance across mountain tops, bring kings to their knees and cause the earth to rock. 

With a heart so big and a love so vast that only a glorious God could craft. She loves me endlessly and without condition with a selflessness beyond cognition 

My mother’s love grants me wings and sets my soul aflight, empowering me to achieve great things and reach astounding heights. 

The sun could rise and set on my mother’s love for it is as sure as all the stars and the heaven above

 There are not enough thanks to give to the Almighty God who created her and so graciously gave her to me

My mother’s love could do all things, even the impossible it seems

 

So on this day I thank you and everyday hereafter,

I thank you for all the love and I thank you for all the laughter

I thank you for your sacrifice and for giving me more.

More than any daughter could possibly ask for

I thank you for your incredible strength and even for your style

I thank you for always giving me a reason to smile

You are my best friend and my greatest gift

We make and awesome team and we’re a perfect fit! 

 

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

 

 

 

breezybitchhh:

the-alist:

lmaooo get it bro

Ayeeeeeeee.

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breezybitchhh:

awesomechrissy:

lol this is soo stupid FUCK CHRIS BROWN TOO!!!

He Fucked Your Mom Last Night.

Hehe—HILLLARRRIOUUUS!

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breezybitchhh:

HILLLARRRIOUS!